Weintzy & I just got done playing MASH

Remember back in grade school (or college) when you'd play MASH to determine who you'd marry, what kind of car you'd drive, how many kids you'd have and what type of house you'd live in?

Well, Weintzy and I just got done playing MASH - the cyclist version.

Here were my results:

This is the bike I'd be riding. It's Columbia HTC's Scott Addict. Not the first on my list, but I'll take it.

Once I was all fitted on my new ride. I would wait outside the bike shop for my cycling partner for the day, Fabian Cancellara.


Once "Spartacus" arrived and complimented me on the definition of my calves, we would head directly to the destination of that day's ride: Lake Cuomo.


After doing a hundred or so miles around the lake, Fabian gets tired, so we head to the local eatery for some of my favorite food items. EVER.

After lunch, Fabian and I exchange phone numbers, he gives me his bike and we say good-bye. I then head back to my hotel, shower and clean up for my night out on the town with...






wait for it......















Good times!!!