I have felt superhuman for years now, it's a great feeling, give it a shot. Let me clarify. I feel superhuman until I drive by a 7-11. I am then overtaken by some uber powefull tractor beam that pulls me into its evil sphere of influence. I give to you human kryptonite:
This is a 7-11 apple fritter (brought to you by Carls Donuts). This is surely God's gift to Me! I partake of one of these beautiful, gut-bombs at least 3 times a week. 3 times!! I am sure if I cut these out of my weekly routine I would be able to: Run all of the LA Ragnar and Wasatch Back relays alone (that is ultra-ultra), swim the Catalina Channel back to back, ride my bike to France to watch the Tour de France, and, perhaps REALLY feel superhuman. I know I can, I know I can. (the picture is today's fritter) DAMN IT!
3 comments:
Two Things:
1)Carl needs to work on making his fritters look less like vomit.
2)As I have stated before, eating just one of these would cause my man boobs to grow a full cup size.
Too tempting!
I want one.
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